The Shadow Gallery

blakebaggott:

thisiswhyimnotachristian:

religiousragings:

nonplussedbyreligion:

unfriendlyatheist:

ihateallyourgods:

I can easily check off 6 or 7 of these.

This is like those stupid spam things…

I got 23

As always when I see these lists I do the tally. I scored 15 on this one, I could possibly be 16, but I have no clue what P.K’s are?  The only P.K’s I’m familiar with are Promise Keepers, but they’re a Christina group.  Anyone want to help me out?

I know I said I “scored” 15.  This was meant to be a game right?  I mean the list included HIGH FULLUTENT and SOPHISTICATED SWINE!  Is this a Christwire sign?  

I got a 16.  Some of these are a little vague.  I called myself a pervert because I’m pretty sure I would be to these people, but not to a hypothetical world of people who have brains.  I like the idea of being a High Fullutent (sic) Sophisticated Swine.

I scored 18.
- have experimented with drugs 
- am feminist (believe both men & women should be treated the same)
- have been to a Buddhist festival/camp and think this is one of the nicer religions
- drunkard = most weeks
- athiest: pretty much, yes 
- environmentalist: I like to recycle and be nice to the environment
- emo: well I certainly look like one and listen to some of the music, though I don’t self harm, as many would stereotype
- government recipient: I get student loans/grants?
- adulterer: not in the case of cheating, but apparently this counts if you have sex before marriage
- fornicators: yes, and why is sex on here? how is anyone supposed to ‘go forth and multiply’ without having sex?
- thieves: I have stolen food, and some sunglasses from Primark.
- perverts: yeah, well in whatever standards these guys have
- idolaters: uh, so many amazing people to idolise!
- loud mouth: totally :P
- agnostic: yeah, because I don’t claim to understand EVERYTHING in life, why & how it is there
- liars: only really white lies, only ‘yes, dinner tastes good’ or ‘no, you look thin’
- freeloaders: might as well…
- liberals: FREEDOM!

Uh, if I believed Satan exists, I guess I’d be on his side?

I got 10… I guess.

But, the good news is that Christ came to die for every single type of these people, including me. Clearly, that wasn’t the message that these ‘Christians’ intended when making this sign. But the thing is, everyone is a liar, adulterer, thief, fornicator, pervert, and, the biggest one, an idolator. Now, of course, many of these are just ridiculous (Democrats and sports nuts???). But they’ve totally missed the beauty of the gospel.

Christ died to save exactly these types of people. Being a Christian isn’t about not being these things. It’s about, while we were still these things, Christ died to give us new life. We won’t ever not be a liar. But, because of Christ, God knows that and decided to love us anyway. That’s grace, friends.

This picture is an enemy of the gospel. Find your identity not in what you do, but who you are in Christ.

Y U NO USE APOSTROPHES CORRECTLY??? (And… you know… the Gospel…)

(Source: ihateallyourgods)